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Girls Burp!

Sage: burp
Dad: How ladylike!
Sage: How am I ladylike?
Dad: You’re not.
Sage: You mean ladies don’t burp!?!?
Dad: Ladies don’t want boys to know they burp.
Sage: Girls

Cash Cab

I’m heading to New York in a few days to visit my brother and had the following conversation with the kids.
Sam: Dad, if you get in the Cash Cab

Fluffy Hair

Dad: You’d better fix your hair this morning, it looks fluffy.
Sean: Does it look like Michael Jackson’s hair when he was a kid?
Dad: No.
Sean: Darn.

Worldwide Fastpass

A few days after returning from our Disneyland trip we pull up to a fast food drive-in to find a line of 4 cars ahead of us.

Sean: Does anybody have

I Tricked Them

Dad: I saw your aunt yesterday, she said you got tall.
Sean: That’s because I tricked them. I was on my tippy toes.
Dad: What?
Sean: Yeah, and when they

Death by Hiccups or Dad

Dad, I have the hiccups

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Pay attention and become famous

How does Michael Jackson lean forward all the way and then get back up?

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When I grow up...

Sam: When I grow up I want to travel. All the way from here to Maine.
Grandma: It costs a lot of money to do all that travelling.

The Easter Bunny

I love the Easter Bunny more than anyone.

Meatball

Sage: Daddy, this thing on my foot…
Dad: Your ankle?
Sage: My ankle looks like a meatball.