Fluffy Hair

Dad: You’d better fix your hair this morning, it looks fluffy.
Sean: Does it look like Michael Jackson’s hair when he was a kid?
Dad: No.
Sean: Darn.

Worldwide Fastpass

A few days after returning from our Disneyland trip we pull up to a fast food drive-in to find a line of 4 cars ahead of us.

Sean: Does anybody have

I Tricked Them

Dad: I saw your aunt yesterday, she said you got tall.
Sean: That’s because I tricked them. I was on my tippy toes.
Dad: What?
Sean: Yeah, and when they

Death by Hiccups or Dad

Dad, I have the hiccups

Pay attention and become famous

How does Michael Jackson lean forward all the way and then get back up?

The Easter Bunny

I love the Easter Bunny more than anyone.

How to be a Princess

Dad: How was your day today Sage?
Sage: whining ugh
Sean: Somebody doesn’t want to be a princess.

The S Word

Sam said the “S” word!

Ponies... just think of ponies

Just think about ponies and you won’t remember it.

Future Soccer Star

Sean just loves sports. He loves them all. He loves to be outside chasing a ball. Of all the sports he’s played I get the impression he loves soccer the