Photograph Daddy: Sage

Girls Burp!

Sage: burp
Dad: How ladylike!
Sage: How am I ladylike?
Dad: You’re not.
Sage: You mean ladies don’t burp!?!?
Dad: Ladies don’t want boys to know they burp.
Sage: Girls

Cash Cab

I’m heading to New York in a few days to visit my brother and had the following conversation with the kids.
Sam: Dad, if you get in the Cash Cab

Death by Hiccups or Dad

Dad, I have the hiccups

Meatball

Sage: Daddy, this thing on my foot…
Dad: Your ankle?
Sage: My ankle looks like a meatball.

How to be a Princess

Dad: How was your day today Sage?
Sage: whining ugh
Sean: Somebody doesn’t want to be a princess.

Pick My Nose

Sage: Daddy, tomorrow mommy’s going to pick my nose.
Dad: You’re mom’s going to pick your nose?
Sean and Sam: Ewwww….. gross!
Sage: No Daddy! Tomorrow mommy’s

Huh?

Sage: Daddy, when is mommy picking me up?
Dad: You’re going to mommy’s house tonight but daddy is going to pick you up from school.
Sage: Huh?

little...

Jasmin: Ew, Sagey! You Farted!
Sage: It’s, it’s just a little fart.

Yum, Dolphin!

We were watching some Barbie Princess movie and there were dolphins…
tv: dolphin sounds
Sage: Ahhh! That’s scary.
Dad: Those aren’t sharks sweetheart, their dolphins. They’re good.

Sage's Bed

Sage got a beautiful bed with Disney princess sheets and comforter for her birthday (thank you Grandma). She’s been getting used to sleeping in it by herself.
There’s

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About Matt Davis

My name is Matt Davis. I'm a single father to three amazing kids who make me laugh every day.

During the day I work creating and managing web applications and projects, mostly dealing in customer relationship management for a high volume call center.

I also do some freelance web design and have created some plugins for Textpattern.
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Samuel, Sean & Sage

Smart Silly and Sassy Every parent wishes they could record the funny things that come out of their kids mouths. This is my attempt.

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